to answer your questions:

no, i don't think so.
yes i have, including this one.
yes, a few times.
yes, many.
no, never on sand.
no, but it would be nice.
i always get eight.

no, but maybe the harpsicord.
maybe next weekend, thanks.
sometimes.
only in the mornings.
never. unless it says 'watch your head'
no, i have thomas for weekend visits.
as if you'd invite me.

no, never.
yes, every couple of months from tree roots.
is it the one i lost?
no, but i have dog.
no, i have weak hands.
no, my tastes are young and futile.
i don't know who he is.

i prefer not to talk politics.
no thanks.
i do, but i'm conflicted about it.
perhaps from the one that i lost.
no, i'm not familiar with her back catalogue.
only in springtime.
no, only 4 of them.