selena updates her status for november.

i'm really a fan of everything and anything and nothing all in the same breath. it gets frustrating. perhaps i'll call them obsessions. right now it's sugar coated almonds. before it was lcd tvs, before that it was salad spinners and before that it was car accidents. that's just in 24 hours.

glasses of limited alcohol consumed: 5
sick feeling: 4
cars crash: 1
movies watched: 0
bjork listened to [bachelorette]: 1
status' updated: 20
obama sex dreams: 1
carton based egg omlettes dreams: 1
candles blown out in dreams: 74
2 year anniversaries: 1
sugared almonds: 12
coins on desk: 10
wonderful email conversations: 5
pupils dilated: 16
blogs checked: 5
half empty coke zero cans on desk: 3
half full diet coke cans on desk: 6
andre rieu making me spew: 3
unrequired friends: 3
required: 6

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Selena has given up on assembling second hand ikea furniture without
Selena says that oprah did the right thing by getting her dress out to air for her obama vision board. 2:41pm
Selena is thrilled thrilled thrilled. 2:39pm
Selena : OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! 1:51pm
Selena is for Barack! 9:13am
Selena says it's time for something new. 8:14pm
Selena makes a mean pot sticker.
Selena is a cheated chinese princess. 5:31pm
Selena wants to cut her hair off. 5:20pm
Selena thinks her new camera should, in fact, be shaped like a juice box.
Selena makes larb gai, how about you? 8:50pm
Selena says lower your eyelids to die with the sun. 5:02pm
Selena is a rabbit in your headlights. 2:34pm
Selena is your F.A.N. 2:57pm
Selena says her faves are 119, 122, 124, 125 and 153 and 60 [except for the bulldog clip!] 9:24pm
Selena is filled with cruskits. 10:12am
Selena says damn this wind. 12:46pm
Selena is better than sunday. 4:07pm
Selena is getting used to her new found wisdom [cause that comes with glasses, right?] 6:16pm

discussion between three.

Arnott’s scotch fingers……Best biscuits in the world??? Discuss

no. i strongly disagree.

YOU CRAZY…..for dunking in a cup of tea there’s nothing better…you just gotta remember to only dunk in and out…if you linger you’re in trouble

you didn't say that it's the best biscuit for dunking, you said best biscuit in the world.

Yeah I did mean to specify that actually….

I prefer the arnott's classic pack. then you can have one of each. scotch fingers are good. so are choc chip, butternut crunch, choc ripple, monte carlo, kingston, nice, milk coffee, and ginger snap.

I think orange cream, the brown one with cream and the long one with cream are arnotts weakest products

i like all the cream ones. those are my favourites.

I quite like the little brown crunchy ones with cream

yeah, me too.

Or you mean the bigger chocolate type brown one with white cream?

yeah i meant the bigger one with white cream ,not kingstons

yeah but butternut is awesome for dunking too

i don't dunk at all. probably cause i don't drink hot drinks. doesn't quite work with diet coke.

If i had to prioritise i would thus

1. butternut crunch
2. choc ripple
3. choc chip
4. yo-yo
5. then all the rest


i would go

1 all the cream ones but not monte carlo
2 nice
3 butternut crunch
4 choc chip


Hate yo-yo…I think…..remember the old 60 40s??? They still sell em?

ahahahahaha i used to love 60/40s

yeah i think i seen em around

but remember when arnotts sold that bag of small choc chips that had hazelnut in em too. they were the best choc chip ever. 60/40 was only really good for teenage munchies.

Man with a glass of milk though 60 40s were incredible…you needed the milk though coz there was just too much chocolate

i don't know what those biscuits are

fuck yeah, you couldnt do it without milk.

I can still remember how easily a whole box would just get demolished though, like 10 minutes between three of us.

Hang on….you don’t like monte carlos????!!!!!!

and you do like the brown ones with the white cream??????!!!!!!!

nah, too much biscuit to cream/jam ratio.

See that’s why you dunk selena to soften the biscuit….

I just saw on the website
venetians are wicked

oh! and Iced Vo Vo's
best name ever for a biscuit

OH. is that what you're talking about. i didn't know. i have had a sheltered life.

Well how could we forget tim tams
Only the original ones though

i know! chilli tim tams is such a dumb fucking idea.

we are so getting a box of 60/40 and two one litre milks for dinner tomorrow night.

i've never heard or seen venetians either. i like the tic tocs though.

i doubt there is a biscuit in the standard (i.e. available in a supermarket) range that i havent tried.

to answer your questions:

no, i don't think so.
yes i have, including this one.
yes, a few times.
yes, many.
no, never on sand.
no, but it would be nice.
i always get eight.

no, but maybe the harpsicord.
maybe next weekend, thanks.
sometimes.
only in the mornings.
never. unless it says 'watch your head'
no, i have thomas for weekend visits.
as if you'd invite me.

no, never.
yes, every couple of months from tree roots.
is it the one i lost?
no, but i have dog.
no, i have weak hands.
no, my tastes are young and futile.
i don't know who he is.

i prefer not to talk politics.
no thanks.
i do, but i'm conflicted about it.
perhaps from the one that i lost.
no, i'm not familiar with her back catalogue.
only in springtime.
no, only 4 of them.

meh. and speaking of.

i have a friend. his name is davide. he has a doppelganger in new zealand. have you seen the movie doppelganger? it was released in 1993 and stars drew barrymore. in 1993 i wore some sort of tight. in melbourne i bought tights from american apparel. american apparel had a free magazine called vice. vice magazine has lots of boobies in it. i have boobies, so andrew tells me so. andrew is 30 years old. in 2011 i will turn 30. when i turn 30, alecia will throw me a birthday party. alecia is the prettiest girl i know in adelaide. the prettiest girl i wish i knew was a girl in journal cafe in melbourne. journal cafe serves delicious pumpkin bruschetta. last week i had tomato bruschetta for entree before dinner while watching alecia wrap andrew's birthday present. for andrew's birthday present, i gave him two tshirts and a ps3 game. tshirts are difficult to make, especially while drinking beer. beer that comes in big bottles tastes sweeter. in my house, i have champagne bottles as light shades. last night while making dinner, a woman came to my house to sell me art. door knocking and selling art on a sunday night is completely random. speaking of, isn't this blog just that?

selena updates her status.

Selena says imagine all the girls, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.10:44am
Selena is standing in the line for the bathroom.1:23pm
Selena is down with MGMT.10:35am
Selena says fuck you very much.12:36pm
Selena is an introverted excavator.9:39am
Selena is back to black.9:07am
Selena : l.e.s artistes.2:17pm
Selena buys books for like reading and stuff.1:37pm
Selena is alfred street coming.6:39pm
Selena will hitch her wagon to the stars.10:50am
Selena looks forward to megan and a mouthful of fondue.4:19pm
Selena : rose.12:51pm
Selena is home and hosed.3:19pm
Selena has cold eyes.11:53am
Selena falls asleep in conferences.2.45pm

selena likes:

nawic
the sound of rain running down the walls inside her house
arguing about signature fonts for alecia
pizazz
$10 showbags
church spires
hobart
melbourne
vintage country road jackets
olive green
locking the bedroom door
brett the cat
peaches the cat
telling alecia no!
emails
ebazz
killing slugs with pellets
megan
june
july
harvey norman
wink magazine covers
negotiating font colours
dressing up
winding down.

x
sb

supple.

I want to rest a beer on your arse curve.
I want to rest a beer on your head.
I want to felatiate your strap-on.
I want to hug you.
I want to wash your clothes.
I want to put lipstick on you.
I want to take you out to dinner at red rooster.
I want to watch you raking leaves.
I want to sink your battleship.
I want to say to you "workin' hard or hardly workin'?", then touch your arm as I gently laugh at our predicament.
I want to sit you down, tell you off, give you praise and then write an email to myself.