meh. and speaking of.

i have a friend. his name is davide. he has a doppelganger in new zealand. have you seen the movie doppelganger? it was released in 1993 and stars drew barrymore. in 1993 i wore some sort of tight. in melbourne i bought tights from american apparel. american apparel had a free magazine called vice. vice magazine has lots of boobies in it. i have boobies, so andrew tells me so. andrew is 30 years old. in 2011 i will turn 30. when i turn 30, alecia will throw me a birthday party. alecia is the prettiest girl i know in adelaide. the prettiest girl i wish i knew was a girl in journal cafe in melbourne. journal cafe serves delicious pumpkin bruschetta. last week i had tomato bruschetta for entree before dinner while watching alecia wrap andrew's birthday present. for andrew's birthday present, i gave him two tshirts and a ps3 game. tshirts are difficult to make, especially while drinking beer. beer that comes in big bottles tastes sweeter. in my house, i have champagne bottles as light shades. last night while making dinner, a woman came to my house to sell me art. door knocking and selling art on a sunday night is completely random. speaking of, isn't this blog just that?